HP Files - Philosopher's Stone - Chapters 10 - 12

Chapter 10 - Nicholas FlamelPg 161 - "Mr Flamel, who celebrated his six-hundred and sixty-fifth birthday last year, enjoys a quiet life Devon with his wife." I wish my textbooks were this interesting.Pg 164 - "Hermione stood up, her crossed fingers in her mouth." Erm, ok?Pg 164 - "Before Malfoy new what was happening, Ron was on top of him..." And the slash fans are going wild. Again. - "Neville hesitated, then clambered over the back of his seat to help to help." My God, she’s killing me.Pg 165 - "[Harry] had really done something to be proud of now - no one could say he was just a famous face anymore." So we have Hermione stealing Ron's lines and Harry inching in on Ron's long term storyline - tell me, is Ron going to have a character by the end of this?(That was a pretty pathetic chapter)Chapter 14 - Norbert the Norwegian RidgebackPg 168/9 - "'Hagrid was looking up at stuff about dragons!'...'Hagrid's always wanted a dragon, he told me so the first time I ever met him'...'So what on earth's Hagrid up to?'". Oh, I wonder. How ultimately naive are they?Pg 170 - "...when it hatches, feed it on a bucket o' brandy mixed with chicken blood every hour." Sounds the perfect pet.Pg 171 - "Hagrid, you live in a wooden house" Well, you know, as if that's a problem, its not like dragons breathe fire or that it's illegal or in the slightest bit dangerous.Pg 172 - "'Isn't he beautiful?'" Remember people, this is Hagrid, yes, the same one that fancied Madame Maxime.Pg 175 - "Professor McGonagall, in a tartan dressing-gown and a hairnet had Malfoy by the ear." He doesn't half get around.Pg 176 - "They'd left the Invisibility Cloak on top of the tower" - They really should be more careful.Chapter 15 - The Forbidden ForestPg 177 - "Things couldn't have been worse." Translation - They're buggeredPg 179 - "From being one of the most popular and admired people at school, Harry was suddenly the most hated." How conceited can an 11 year old be. His ego had to burst sometime.Pg 182 - "There's all sorts of things in their - werewolves, I heard" - So that's all 4 Marauders that've received a mention - intentional m'thinks?Pg 182 - "Malfoy now turned to Hagrid. 'I'm not going in that forest,' he said, and Harry was pleased to hear the note of panic in his voice". He obviously likes him vulnerable.Pg 186 - "Malfoy, it seemed, had sneaked up behind Neville and grabbed him for a joke." Well which idiot put them together and didn't even consider the fact that Malfoy's jumping everyone at the minute.Pg 187 - "Malfoy let out a terrible scream and bolted" Harry was playing rough evidently.Pg 187 - "'Are you a common mule?'" Well considering that he has a human torso, can talk, read the stars and predict the future I wouldn't say so. But that’s just me.Pg 190 - "When Harry pulled back his sheets, he found his Invisibility Cloak folded neatly underneath them." And I was half-expecting it to be Malfoy...Many apologies for the constant stream of Malfoy innuendo but apparently I have a dirty mind.Coming soon: Chapter 16 - Through the Trapdoor